Title: Mou kimi igai aisenai

Pairing: KoTsu

Summary: AU. Koichi is looking to break into the music scene. Okada has the perfect person to guide him, Domoto Tsuyoshi, the most sought-after music producer in Japan.

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an entire agency of young, shiny, sparkly and ghei pretty boys? The answer is no.

A/N: This was originally a birthday fic I wrote for aikata, ♥CY-chan♥. She requested AU!KinKi with cameo!Okada. I came up with this. It's looooong.... because I *heart* aikata. Enjoy~ ♥

Title: PiKazu! I choose you!

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an agency full of hot, shiny, sparkly young boys to you? The answer is no.

Summary: Ryo and Pi are sick of Jin being in denial over his oh-so-obvious obsession over one Kamenashi Kazuya. Ryo and Pi are bored too. So, Ryo decides to make Pi execute his brilliant match-making plan.

A/N: A crack-ish extension of the PiKazu drabble from Especially For You. This is especially dedicated to akame_hime  for her lovely present. I hope you like it~

A/N: Yay! Finally finished something!

Title: Pictures of Love

Warning: Angst! Death Fic! Proceed at your own risk!

If you continue to read after this, DO NOT kill me!

Disclaimer: Do I look like an old man who owns a company full of sexy young boys to you? For the record, no.

Summary: An accident robs the world of Kamenashi Kazuya. AT-TUN makes a startling discovery when they clear out his apartment.

A/N: I know I said I’d make this a Christmas fic, but I just wanted to give you something for your birthday! So,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YANNI!!!!

*send hugs, chuus, glomps, hearts, wiggles and everything happy* 

As usual, leave me hearts, critiques, cookies and whatever else you think I deserve (^_^)

Title: Anniversary

Pairing: KoTsu

Summary: KinKi Kids wrapped up in one song.

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an entire agency of young, shiny, sparkly and ghei pretty boys? The answer is no.

A/N: Again, I got an idea for writing a fic in a different style. Hope it turned out okay (^_^;) Although I didn’t plan on having a particular timeline, the drabbles ended up being related to each other, and of course, to the lyrics. The timeline isn't in order, but you'll know which part goes where (^_~)

Title: And SOLD, to the highest bidder! (my crack fics can never have proper titles)

Pairings: Akame, Everyone~>Kame

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an agency full of hot, shiny, sparkly young boys to you? The answer is no.

Summary: Jin finds out he has no money to buy Kame a birthday present. He decides to hold an auction.

A/N: I swear to Kami-sama, I really dreamt this up last night.

Title: So Much More (additional one-shot to Not Best Friends)

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an agency full of hot, shiny, sparkly young boys who rule the Japanese idol market to you? The answer is no.

Summary: Jin explains why Kame’s not his best friend.

A/N: Makes more sense if you read NBF first. This was supposed to be another one-shot, but I decided to make it a sorta insert to NBF. I hope you enjoy it!

 
Gyah! Throw me some prompts! I have no idea about Akame these days (;_;)

Title: For When I'm Not Around

Pairing: KoTsu

Summary: How Kenshiro came about!

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an entire agency of young, shiny, sparkly and ghei pretty boys? The answer is no.

A/N: I honestly believe Kenshiro is the substitute of a child for KinKi, since, well… you know… they can’t have kids?

 Comments, cookies, hugs, hearts (basically everything) is welcomed with open arms

Title: Breaking Walls (One-Shot)

Summary: When Manager-san met KinKi Kids.

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an entire agency of young, shiny, sparkly and ghei pretty boys? The answer is no.

A/N: Manager-san seems to have a few fans of his own (^_^) Here’s a little sample of Manager-san’s stress when dealing with KinKi Kids XD

Title: Welcome to the Family [continuation to Meet the Parents]

Summary: Jin at the Kamenashi household

Disclaimer: Do I look like a wrinkly old man who owns a huge agency of young, sparkly, shiny boys? The correct answer is ‘No’.

A/N: Oh, how I love to torture Jin. But he's not tortured here... Just bullied ^^
 

Title: In My Heart (One-Shot)

Pairing: KoTsu

Summary: Koichi has a nightmare that Tsuyoshi died. Sucky summary, I know

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an entire agency of young, shiny, sparkly and ghei pretty boys? The answer is no.

A/N: Inspired by an entry on Taichi’s J-web, where he mentioned that Koichi called him when he dreamt that Taichi died. I switched Taichi out with Tsuyoshi.

I have a tendency to name my fics after KinKi songs. Try listening to the song as you read? It might make my fics seem better than they really are ^^;

Show me some love!

Pairing: Akame

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an agency full of hot, shiny, sparkly young boys who rule the Japanese idol market to you? The answer is no.

Summary: AU. Kame is the owner of a  prestigious restaurant. Jin goes there for a business dinner.

A/N: Again, my muses refuse to work for FBoW, so this one-shot appears instead.

I suck at replying comments, but take heart that I’ve got an idea on how to expand on ‘Meet the Parents’. Expect that to appear some time next week. Oh, the joys of torturing Jin XD

 
As usual, comments are loved! (^_^)

Title: 5-year-olds

Pairing: KoTsu

Warning: Fluff, with a side of attempted humour.

Summary: Does anyone have any idea why KinKi are ridiculously adorable now? Me neither. Apparently, neither do they.

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an entire agency of young, shiny, sparkly and ghei pretty boys? The answer is no.

A/N: I don’t know what KinKi’s manager’s name is, but I think it’s absolutely adorable that they keep referring to him as ‘Manager-san’. Think of it as a cute little nickname. ‘Manager-san’. (o^_^o)

Title: Meet the Parents

Summary: Jin has dinner with the Kamenashis.

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an entire agency of young, shiny, sparkly and ghei pretty boys? The answer is no.

A/N: My muses are still on strike. So, I decided to torture Jin.

I don't know if I'll expand on this.... *sigh* Fickle muses.....

Title: Not Best Friends

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an agency full of hot, shiny, sparkly young boys who rule the Japanese idol market to you? The answer is no.

Summary: Jin has never thought of Kame as his best friend.

A/N: *passes foam bats around* Here, hit me all you want. I finally get some time off from work, and what do I do? I skip FBoW and write this one-shot.

Just a heads up, I won’t get much time off for the next week or two, so don’t hold your breaths for an update of FBoW *bows deeply* Gomen!

Title: Looking Out For You

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an agency full of hot, shiny, sparkly young boys who rule the Japanese idol market to you? The answer is no.

Summary: AT-TUN loves to spoil Kame.

A/N: Sorry for spamming!

Written for

dirtypopgurl

And the best Real Face parody in the universe, EVER!

Title: Ca(ugh)t!

Pairing: Hayato/Ryu, Kudo ~> Ryu

Rating: PG-13 for violence

Summary: Kudo’s escaped from prison. And he’s got plans for Hayato and Ryu.

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an entire agency of shiny, pretty, and sparkly young boys that practically rules Japan’s boyband market? The answer is no.

A/N:

xx_lovelain_xx

Warning: Hayato gets tortured quite a bit. Not for those who can’t stand Hayato getting hurt. I don’t even know what genre this is!

A/N: This is not crack, by my understanding of crack. It’s not serious, either. So, uhm… I don’t know. It’s just something I needed to get out of my system. If you liked it, yay! If you didn’t, gomen ne!

Yan-chan! Gomen! I tried to make it cracky, I really did! (;____;)

Apology meme for

xx_lovelain_xx

sun_ming

Title: Kamenashi’s Entertainment

Inspiration: 2-year-old Yu-kun from cartoon KAT-TUN Episode 50

WARNING: Nudity on Kame's part. Accidental voyeurism on Jin and Yu-kun's part.

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an agency full of hot, shiny, sparkly young boys to you? The answer is no.

Summary: Jin and Nakamaru have to go to Japan’s Number 1 coldest city for DAT-TUN 5’s penalty. There, they meet a 2 year old toddler that bonds with Jin. Oh, and Kame takes a shower.

A/N: I should never say I’m going to update ‘For Better or Worse’ soon. I always end up distracted by random things and writing one-shots.

To everyone waiting for FBoW, I’M SORRY!! Don’t kill me! I’ll write it soon!

 
Request again!

Anyone who’s reading this know where I can get the Music Station performance of KinKi Kids’ ‘Birodo no Yami’ where Koichi sang ‘uchi hishi gareru’ 3 times? Thanks so much!!

And a question! How do I use my Kame mood thingies? Could someone help me with that? Thanks too!

Title: Johnny’s Entertainment’s Annual Dog Fest (because it’s impossible for a crack fic to have a proper title)

Pairings: Akame, TaNaka, JunDa, RyoPi, KoyaKato, TegoMassu, KoTsuyo, NagaKen, Koki ~> Kame, Nagase ~> Koichi

Disclaimer: Do I look like a very rich old man who owns an agency full of hot, shiny, sparkly young boys to you? The answer is no.

Summary: The Jimusho has to deal with a dog outbreak.

A/N: I sat down to write ‘For Better or Worse’. I ended up with this.